Apocalyptic Virus Or Not? - Page 60

SynchroDub · 16th March 2020, 22:18

There's a viable and cost-efficient solution for the whole toilet paper shortage.

Get one of these from Amazon or from a retailer of your choice, install it, man up, and clean your butt thoroughly.
That should keep you going until the whole TP situation subsides.
And, no. You're not gay if you stick a penis-like shower noozle up your butt to clean yourself where the sun don't ever shine.

Zytin · 16th March 2020, 22:35

San Francisco Bay Area ordered to 'shelter in place' until April 7 as the city attempts to contain the coronavirus outbreak

*The San Francisco Bay Area will be directed to "shelter in place" at 12:01 a.m. on Tuesday until April 7 in an attempt to contain the coronavirus outbreak.

*The order will require residents to remain indoors except for essential travel, like going to get groceries.

*The shelter-in-place order is different from a full lockdown, which would prohibit people from leaving their homes without government permission.

The Bay Area, including San Francisco, will be directed to "shelter in place" until April 7 in an attempt to contain the coronavirus outbreak, the San Francisco Chronicle first reported on Monday.

The directive, which will go into effect at 12:01 a.m. on Tuesday, affects six Bay Area counties, including the county and city of San Francisco.

As the Chronicle noted, the affected population totals more than 6.7 million people. They will still be allowed to go shopping for groceries and supplies.

The directive is not a full lockdown, so people will not be prohibited from leaving their homes without government permission. Instead, they're directed to stay inside and avoid contact with others as much as possible for three weeks. Law enforcement is being asked to "ensure compliance" with the order, according to the Chronicle.

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https://www.businessinsider.com/san-francisco-lockdown-coronavirus-disease-bay-area-2020-3

allworkboy · 16th March 2020, 22:36

US at 4442 cases now. It was 3244 25 hrs ago.

allworkboy · 16th March 2020, 22:43

SynchroDub · 16th March 2020, 23:03

27.980 cases in Italy (mostly in Lombardia and other regions nearby), and 2.158 deaths, already.
They were over 23.000, just 10 hours ago.

The military are turning basketball camps into full working hospitals, as most hospitals don't have enough beds for everyone.
We already ran out of protective masks, and we're still waiting for more medical equipment and specialists.
Meantime, the isolation has been protracted till the mid of April.
Guess, this year, there will be no Easter to celebrate.

jenny48549 · 16th March 2020, 23:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustKelli

Is there any basis to what someone here told me yesterday, they said that people in China that have recovered are now comi g down with the virus again??? I think he said 100 or so have retested positive.

They are not certain about this yet. It may be due to errors in a previous test that showed the patient as being negative. Testing for infectious diseases is subject to human error and if someone in the process makes a mistake this can happen.

Zytin · 16th March 2020, 23:53

Mel and Max Brooks Encourage Social Distancing in Funny PSA

You Tube

zero33 · 16th March 2020, 23:56

Nice to know Mel is still kickin'..Thanks.

Shelter in place just ordered here in the S.F Bay area.
All businesses closed, except food & prescription.
Probably a good idea.
Too many young, and foolish people carrying on as usual.
If they REALLY want to keep people home, mandate "All TV is free until further notice."

And if they want EVERYONE to stay in.."Pay per view and adult programing included".

Soon2BFit · 16th March 2020, 23:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynchroDub

There's a viable and cost-efficient solution for the whole toilet paper shortage.

Get one of these from Amazon or from a retailer of your choice, install it, man up, and clean your butt thoroughly.
That should keep you going until the whole TP situation subsides.
And, no. You're not gay if you stick a penis-like shower noozle up your butt to clean yourself where the sun don't ever shine.

Wait a minute,you're supposed to stick that thing up your ass? Like a douche?

Soon2BFit · 16th March 2020, 23:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zytin

Stop calling 911 over coronavirus toilet paper shortage, cops beg

Stop calling the po-po over poo-poo

Oregon police are begging residents not to call 911 over a coronavirus-related toilet paper shortage.

“It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this,” writes the Newport Oregon Police Department. “Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance.”

The coastal city’s police department also suggests alternatives for bathroom tissue including “grocery receipts, newspaper, cloth rags, lace, cotton balls and that empty toilet paper roll sitting on the holder right now.”

“Be resourceful. Be patient. There is a TP shortage. This too shall pass. Just don’t call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper,” the cops conclude.

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https://nypost.com/2020/03/16/stop-calling-911-over-coronavirus-toilet-paper-shortage-cops-beg/

LOL I swear some people aren't too bright! Like what the hell the cops going to do? Arrest the Charmin buyer?

16th March 2020, 22:18	#591
SynchroDub Mad Dog Postaholic Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: Lost Paradise Posts: 8,798 Thanks: 39,274 Thanked 72,438 Times in 9,050 Posts	There's a viable and cost-efficient solution for the whole toilet paper shortage. Get one of these from Amazon or from a retailer of your choice, install it, man up, and clean your butt thoroughly. That should keep you going until the whole TP situation subsides. And, no. You're not gay if you stick a penis-like shower noozle up your butt to clean yourself where the sun don't ever shine. __________________ Live and let live. Live and learn. Liberate your mind. Embrace knowledge.

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Zytin Registered User Forum Lord Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 1,313 Thanks: 4,802 Thanked 4,286 Times in 1,218 Posts	Wow!! San Francisco Bay Area ordered to 'shelter in place' until April 7 as the city attempts to contain the coronavirus outbreak The San Francisco Bay Area will be directed to "shelter in place" at 12:01 a.m. on Tuesday until April 7 in an attempt to contain the coronavirus outbreak. The order will require residents to remain indoors except for essential travel, like going to get groceries. *The shelter-in-place order is different from a full lockdown, which would prohibit people from leaving their homes without government permission. The Bay Area, including San Francisco, will be directed to "shelter in place" until April 7 in an attempt to contain the coronavirus outbreak, the San Francisco Chronicle first reported on Monday. The directive, which will go into effect at 12:01 a.m. on Tuesday, affects six Bay Area counties, including the county and city of San Francisco. As the Chronicle noted, the affected population totals more than 6.7 million people. They will still be allowed to go shopping for groceries and supplies. The directive is not a full lockdown, so people will not be prohibited from leaving their homes without government permission. Instead, they're directed to stay inside and avoid contact with others as much as possible for three weeks. Law enforcement is being asked to "ensure compliance" with the order, according to the Chronicle. Code: https://www.businessinsider.com/san-francisco-lockdown-coronavirus-disease-bay-area-2020-3

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SynchroDub Mad Dog Postaholic Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: Lost Paradise Posts: 8,798 Thanks: 39,274 Thanked 72,438 Times in 9,050 Posts	27.980 cases in Italy (mostly in Lombardia and other regions nearby), and 2.158 deaths, already. They were over 23.000, just 10 hours ago. The military are turning basketball camps into full working hospitals, as most hospitals don't have enough beds for everyone. We already ran out of protective masks, and we're still waiting for more medical equipment and specialists. Meantime, the isolation has been protracted till the mid of April. Guess, this year, there will be no Easter to celebrate. __________________ Live and let live. Live and learn. Liberate your mind. Embrace knowledge.

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allworkboy Registered User Clinically Insane Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 2,730 Thanks: 6,893 Thanked 8,725 Times in 2,513 Posts	US at 4442 cases now. It was 3244 25 hrs ago.

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zero33 Super Moderator Clinically Insane Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: USA Posts: 2,199 Thanks: 22,771 Thanked 22,338 Times in 1,717 Posts	Nice to know Mel is still kickin'..Thanks. Shelter in place just ordered here in the S.F Bay area. All businesses closed, except food & prescription. Probably a good idea. Too many young, and foolish people carrying on as usual. If they REALLY want to keep people home, mandate "All TV is free until further notice." And if they want EVERYONE to stay in.."Pay per view and adult programing included".

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