Alan Kellerman

Happy New Year everybody.

Mo

Once again another comedy/fun Raw waste.
Shits me to have Cena once again save the day first with Santa then with AJ/Dolph.

Btw i do love the way Vinnie say's WWE always cracks me up it's like WWB HAHAHA

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SaintsDecay

Mae Young giving birth to Hornswoggle was probably the dumbest thing I've ever seen. But on the plus side, it did give me a very graphic idea for Alan's sig after he loses our Mania bet.

AJ...god damn she looked good on this episode. She's so much sexier now that she's a heel. That white dress made her ass into a dessert. And really, I don't think having her covered in shit would stop me from taking a bite. Mmm. I do have kind of a blood fetish-- got to get in touch with Creative on that one.

Vince was predictable. I didn't know he would show up, but having Vickie submit to Punk so easily at the party made it obvious. If Punk doesn't wrestle, it's Heyman. Big surprise. I'd be willing to bet that The Shield will interfere.

Cena was also predictable. He had a decent promo up until the point where he resorted to the tired 'Hustle, Loyalty, Respect' lines. I didn't see the shit coming, that strikes me as being too Steve Austin for him, but it lessened the credibility of it all.

Other than staring at AJ, the best thing about this episode was Kofi vs. Barrett. It was a pretty good match, and I'm happy for Wade. He deserves it.

Love Buzz

Good job they spoilt that match for the IC belt as I fell asleep before it got started so I'm sure I missed all of it. Now i'll have to watch it on YT if WWE haven't deleted everything yet. Yea it was better than the last Raw but all I got from it was a decent segment with Punk/Vince and Cena breaking kayfabe slightly which gets any smart fan buzzed. I remember kinda enjoying the first tag match and then the rest of the matches are a blur but when ever a talking bit was on I suddenly felt reguvenated.

Punk honestly does not appear to look like he will wrestle unless he is selling the heck out of the injury. Like it's been said The Shield will get involved somehow and Punk will stay champ and Rock will make fun of Punks leg much like Rocks legs have been mentioned here so I will make sure to shout at Rocks hyper sized legs to balance it out while all the crowd are peeing themselves because Rock is making a joke and Punk is pulling those funny expressions. Seriously i'm deflated about the Rock because it all seems too predictable but if Rocks schedule after Rumble involves lots of filming then maybe he won't become WWE champ or maybe he will win it then forfeit it the next night on Raw having taken away Punks record and made the title even more worthless all to give Rock a nice ego boost and keep him happy.

Love Buzz

I'm torn between whether I want to see Cesaro v Khali or not. I'm hoping Cesaro does something unbelievable but then again he does have that hand injury so it could prevent any moves requiring supersonic strength and if Khali wins it'll be a wrestling disaster. The middle option is a crap match but Cesaro wins and it should only be a short match considering Khali isn't very good. Again Hornswoggle could interfere and ruin everything Cesaro has made of himself.. there are too many bad outcomes for my liking.

Alan Kellerman

WWE future Endeavours 2012

burtog

^ Normally there's a few people that are let go that actually bother me to see being let go - guys that could've been used more, or used at all, and were released because "creative had nothing for them".

Looking at that video, though, it seemed that 3 of the 4 most "missed" people for me were divas (Maxine, Kharma, Beth Phoenix) and all three, plus the only male that I was really bummed to see go (Reks), were all released at their request.

I'm guessing that the post-Mania purge will kill off some of my favorites this year by default, but 2012 was pretty kind to burtog.

Booster Gold

This reminded me of the "Sexual Chocolate" gimmick that
Mark Henry used to do with Mae Young in the late 90s.
It was horrendously gross and ended with Mae Young
giving birth to a bloody rubber hand.
That stuff will give you nightmares. Yuck!

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SaintsDecay

I remember Mark Henry's 'Sexual Chocolate' gimmick, but I don't remember Mae Young being a part of it. Or maybe it's a repressed memory.

One part of Raw that I forgot to mention was the scene with Kane and Bryan challenging The 3 Man Band, Baybeh in the locker room. When Bryan hears them 'practicing' through the wall-- that was fucking priceless. I'm pretty sure Jinder Mahal was the one dry-heaving through most of it.

Alan Kellerman

I haven't watched Raw in two weeks. That has to be some kind of record for me.

I wish I was tuning into NXT more back when Maxine was part of it. So hot. She would be the only one I miss.

Jericho too I guess, but he comes and goes so I'm sure he will be back again this year at some point.

I don't count Edge since he retired in 2011.