Alan Kellerman

Yeah, nothing much worse than holding in a piss for a long time and not being able to go.

Hulk Hogan got his boot back. Yay.

CrissyM469

I'm in favor of this, provided I can be the one fucking Terri Runnels. Fucking that blonde MILF would be amazing.

Absent Friend

That's pretty old news, and I agree with Love Buzz, the "former WWE wrestler" tag is just a way to make this more significant, when he's basically a never was who murdered someone.

I listened to that too, and while the topic's brought up, I'm going to be rather open. I basically wasn't as lucky as Austin or yourself. I was in the backseat of a car on the highway, from a place 2 and a half hours away from home. I didn't pee at the place before leaving, which was a grave mistake, especially when I drank Pepsi, had root beer on the way as we picked up breakfast from McDonalds. The tip of the iceberg was drinking a cup of water on the way back, again, didn't use the bathroom. I was noodling around on someone else's smartphone, I never owned a mobile phone in my life, browsing the internet and stuff. I got the need to pee, we were halfway home, so I figured I could hold it. I continuously adjusted my position, squeezed by penis to prevent leaking. I even Google searched on how to hold it, and one suggestion is to distract yourself. I didn't feel like noodling around on the smartphone would be a big enough distraction, so I put the thing aside, and focused on adjusting my position. To no avail, I rode with my grandma, told her I need to pee. We stopped on the side of the road, it was snowing so I could make yellow snow. It was too late...

I pissed my pants, and it was so embarrassing, and humbling. It felt like I spilled a gallon of warm water down my pants, it was that much urine. I was assured that it wasn't a big deal, and my little sister sat next to me, sleeping. So if she saw it, she would've been poking fun at me then, and still today. What she doesn't know, won't provoke her. As soon as I got home, I pissed in the toilet, and it was still a lot, but minus the urge to pee. I've been told I pee like a horse, all the water I drink and all. Like Austin said, guys are stupid. I could've requested to pee earlier when we passed by a rest area, but the male ego triumphed and said to hold it.

That was a month ago too .

To turn it back around on wrestling...

Love Buzz

No holding back in this thread. Thanks Steve for allowing WWE fans to talk bout piss stories lol.

I pissed myself on the way home once. It was already a wet day lol, the road was pretty deserted and I'd been bursting for a few hours. The last set of encountered toilets were proper filthy and I just couldn't go in them for fear of catching diseases. There really was no place to go and take a sneaky leak without fear of someone darting around a bend straight into my piss. I was about 5-10mins away from the house and couldn't hold it and thank fuck again, nobody was around to notice. Just walked quickly and pissed like nothing was happening lol. I had a plan if someone noticed to say I got splashed because there were a few puddles around.

Is it just for me or do women take about 5 hours in the bathroom. I'd rate it as one of the most annoying things on earth and you can't say anything because it starts an argument you can't win. I was told that in Australia they have the toilet separate from the wash room, it'd solve that problem in a flash.

Alan Kellerman

takes me back to Vince and Bang 3:16

Austin 3:16 says I just pissed my pants

Absent Friend

I hope Tough Enough will be on the WWE Network, I did a search and no results came up.


Thoughts on Smackdown

1.) Dolph Ziggler and Damien Sandow wrestle. After a horrible RAW and being deservedly owned by Christian, JBL made a rather telling comment about Sandow. That he's in a career slump. He said "a bit," but everyone would agree, it's a full on slump. No robe, no briefcase, just a shirt and trunks. It feels telling when Sandow just looks generic. Also the black tights, trimmed beard, shorter hair, more and more generic. It's sad. Off topic, I saw a "Luge Mania" sign. I searched on Youtube for something, just something where someone talks about Christian's RAW commentary. Or hell, it being up on Youtube so I could share it because it was so awesome. On the first page was commentary on the Sheamus/Titus match from RAW. Didn't talk about Christian's commentary, but it was a woman by the username of "lugeyps3," looked like a big WWE fan. I was impressed, in the sense that she followed the action, called the moves, what commentary's supposed to do, but they didn't especially in that Sheamus/Titus match. So yeah, and I saw some other videos of her. Judging by the accent, she's a New Yawker, this Smackdown was in Houston, I assume it's a fan with the sign. So damn off topic, but yeah, it was a decent match. Ziggler took a stunning bump where he fell from top turnbuckle onto ring steps, face first. The selling put over Sandow's offense, which was interesting, aside from the fact of course Sandow would lose. He did lose. Ziggler's win here does show that his own slump, that commentary talked about, is over. Ziggler's picking up wins, and he had a definitive win over Sandow. Albeit, from a Fameasser. That's it, no ZigZag. That really says a good deal about Sandow, that he jobs to a secondary move from Ziggler, rather than the finisher. It's funny too, the might in him has fallen, while the fallen mighty in Dolph, is rising, if that makes sense.

2.) So this being the international version of Smackdown, this is the actual opening segment. Kane came out and showed proof that the Yes Movement is over, Daniel Bryan being destroyed by HHH, and slapped by Stephanie. Today's Jericho podcast featured the guy talking about his Fully Loaded 2000 match against HHH. He said Stephanie slaps harder than everyone else. She laid one great slap on Bryan, but then some only swiped the guy's epic beard. Kane talked smart talk, saying Bryan's an egomaniac, wanting to get the adulation of all the fans. So it's the fans' fault. As he talked, I have to admit, Kane's a better ass kisser than Randall. That's a compliment, because when Randall kisses the Authority's ass, it makes me groan because this isn't the Randall I necessarily love. This isn't the Viper, and it really doesn't come off as a Corporate Viper. More or less a corporate guy. Meanwhile Kane a Corporate Guy that works. He used his Kane tone, all angry and stuff against the fans. Then he pulled himself back, took a breath, snapped back into a calm state. I liked that, little things count, and Kane's showing to be a well spoken talker with nice delivery. Bottom line, Corporate Kane is great. So he read a prepared statement from HHH, saying to respect the Authority, among other things, commenting on the Daniel Bryan murder scene. Kane sold me on his talent on the mic with this segment, and it kind of makes me think that perhaps CM Punk vs. Kane would've been a nice angle for Wrestlemania, if only because of the talking back and forth between this Kane and a fully into it CM Punk.

3.) Fandango came out, Kane didn't like the guy, glaring at him as he made his entrance. He wrestled one of Los Matadores, and Lilian's announcing of the Latinos, so great. The fluent accent, adds flavor. Fernando, I was too mesmerized with Lilian's talking to catch the name of who wrestled Fandoopaloop. Another fan observation, not a sign, but a hat. A fan was wearing a vintage Ash Ketchum hat! The classic Kanto and Johtro season look. Well the match wasn't focused on wrestling, as the finish came to involve Torito wanting to chase Summer Rae, who was wearing red. Yeah, bull, red, I didn't think of that gimmick until commentary jumped all over it. The distraction there led to Fandango being rolled up, and he lost. Sigh, only Fandango can lose because of a bull...

4.) The Wyatts at it again. Luke Harper talked first, addressing Cena as they wrestle later in the show. Carry out his word, the word of Bray Wyatt. Said more stuff to Cena, something about mother's tears, he has them or something. Bray's generally a guy where if you can't understand him, it's not a bad thing at all. He speaks in tongues a lot, sometimes you catch it, sometimes you can't. He's targeting Cena of course, that I understand, and rather than say "Follow the buzzards," he said "Run," which is Erick Rowan's catchphrase, if you'd even call it a catchphrase. Nice stuff.

5.) Drew McIntyre shaved his facial hair, Jinder Mahal's wearing short tights, a little change in looks. Those two team up, Heath Slater's there, don't worry Vile. So it's them, Rybaxel, Real Americans, and Rollins/Ambrose representing the Shield. I just realized that Ambrose has held the US title for 10 months. 10 freaking months. The match turned up to be really nice. The teamwork of Ambrose and Rollins shone through, and the latter in particular had a hot tag moment. It basically was the Shield's match, second place obviously the Real Americans. The other teams were merely filler. So all that good stuff aside, the match became chaotic, staring because of Heath Slater pulling Rollins' foot. He suffered a wicked Spear, everyone spilled in the ring except the legal men, Rollins and Mahal. Fun fact, those two were the finalists in the NXT title tournament, where Rollins won to become the first ever NXT Champion. McIntyre broke up the pin attempt following the Blackout, and chaos built and built. Kane cut in, and notice he never mentioned the Shield in his promo. He didn't forget the guys, getting his hands on Roman Reigns. When Reigns fought back, here comes the Outlaws from behind! With the heels getting their shit on the Shield, followed by the three middle aged men picking up the pieces of Ambrose and Rollins, after taking out Reigns, it became clear to me. Shield vs. Kane and the Outlaws at Wrestlemania 30, it's all but guaranteed. The match was thrown out though, and I figured there's no DQ in 4 way matches. Ah well, that counts as a no contest, aka a draw. Great segment overall, Rollins was the single highlight, the guy's amazing.

6.) Hey look, it's The Miz! MizTV's back, after a marriage and I guess a honeymoon, he's back from vacation. He entered himself into the Andre the Giant 30 Man Battle Royal. Of course. So his guest was Big Show. After Big Show talked about why he'll win the battle royal, Miz brought up Big Show's Wrestlemania record. 9 losses?! Wow, but Big Show didn't take too kindly to that, saying he was selling out arenas and such while Miz was popping pimples. Kofi Kingston's in the battle royal? Miz said it's a first that Kofi was announced. Miz announced all the confirmed battle royal guys. Kofi, Big E, Del Rio, Mark Henry, Titus, Cody Rhodes (WHAT?!), Goldust (WHAT?!), and Sheamus. Where's Christian?! Sheamus wanted a fight, Miz suggested they all gang up on Big Show. They attempted that, Miz sneaked out of the ring, can't ruin the suit. Action ensued in the ring, the final two was Big Show and Sheamus. Where's Christian?! So those two fought, and when both guys were against the ropes, Miz came from behind to try and eliminate both guys. Sheamus got knocked, so Miz and Big Show were the true final 4. Big Show eliminated him, and obviously, he won't win in the official battle royal. This is just a tease. I'll ask again. Where's Christian?! Hell, what about the other participants? Ziggler and Sandow. More importantly, where's Christian?! I ask that a lot, but I did pay attention to the segment, and thought it was good hype for the battle royal, something I didn't really expect. So my overwhelmingly negative feelings on this match was knocked down...ehhh. Therefore, I'm 90% not down with the match.

7.) Big E wrestled Alberto Del Rio. The match was okay, it wasn't long enough to be a substantial bout. It just came and went, both guys had their advantages. Del Rio had the final one, dodging and countering Big E, and finished with a win, via his superkick. So a clean win over the Intercontinental Champion. Rather surprising, but doesn't come off a really big deal.

8.) Ugh, WWE still remembers this, the "budding romance" between Emma and Santino. He talked to a makeup lady as he was getting puffed up, for some transvestite related reason. It was totally random, and the guy talked about Emma. He wanted her as a "fun buddy," which the makeup lady thought was "fuck buddy." Yeah, coming from the man that said "excrement" in a segment weeks before, if he said "fuck buddy," it would not have surprising. As he talked, Emma wanted to sneak up behind him. She poked the shoulder, and he fell off the chair. When he rose, he accidentally popped Emma in the forehead or eye.

9.) This broadcast showed Hall of Fame videos throughout the show, and the one on Mr. T was talked about by commentary. Mr. T tweeted about this, elated that he's going into the Hall. That's cool, it is an honor to be inducted in the Hall of Fame, no matter what criticisms you or I would commonly have with it.

10.) AJ Lee (278 days!) on commentary again! She said the beef with her and Tamina was "water under the bridge." Good, that's what I expected, that segment was just a tease. She tries to top Christian on commentary from RAW during this divas tag match between the Bellas and Summer/Natalya. Commentary talked about Natalya and Summer's issues from Total Divas. Important, as the women didn't get along and they were not cohesive as a team. AJ made a little, important comment, that Summer's a good girl. AJ Lee just put over Summer, and when AJ does that, I just think it's real. Summer's straight out of the NXT camp, and she's just getting better and better in my opinion. She will be a mainstay Diva in due time. If AJ said that, then it wouldn't be just me talking out of my ass. Anyways, the match was more important in showing the problems between Summer and Natalya, so the Bellas were just there. One was taken over, the other took over, Brie being the latter, winning the match.

11.) So commentary confirmed that Brock Lesnar and Undertaker will both be on RAW next week. Great. After that and videos recapping Main Event and the Undertaker video that Heyman showed, the heel teams from the 4 way were present here. Kane rewarded Rybaxel with a tag title shot, then rewarded Real Americans with a tag title match, and what about 3MB? Slots in the 30 man battle royal! Hear that Vile? All of 3MB will be in the battle royal. Good for them. So 12 confirmed before Smackdown, Goldust and Cody, makes 14, Miz, Kofi, 15. 3MB added, 18. So, I guess, 18 guys so far. After those guys left, the Outlaws came in, shook hands with Kane, they're in cahoots with each other. This proves that Shield will wrestle Kane and the Outlaws.

12.) These versions of Smackdown air a full match from RAW, always a midcard one. They showed Goldust and Fandango, where the botched suplex attempt happened. It still looked like an unintentional sandbagging deal from Goldust. Maybe the butting heads earlier made Dustin lose a bit of memory, got to sell that suplex. I'm just guessing.

13.) Ravishing Russian, good line Cole. He's referring to Lana, who came out in red (call Torito), telling the Americans to rise and welcome Alexander Rusev, whose reign is coming closer and closer. Whenever that is exactly, I don't know. He talked, super athlete, super long time since Royal Rumble, when the hell is he coming? Just say you're going to be part of the battle royal. After that, Cole read an update on Daniel Bryan, some shoulder related stuff, but informed that D-Bryan will be on RAW.

14.) John Cena on Smackdown, a rare happening, going against Luke Harper. JBL botched! He said "Bray Harper," but he corrected himself. Nobody's perfect. Cole made me think when he said Cena doesn't know Bray, the unknown factor. It conveniently falls sensibly to prove Undertaker's promo from a while ago. He said fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all. So Cena fears Bray Wyatt, because he fears the unknown. It makes more sense really. This match was stunning. Cena allowed for Bray Harper to get a lot of offense in, and convincing moves to put Cena down. Showing this keen sense of sudden execution, hitting moves from out of nowhere and surprising the eyes. It was cut from the Cesaro vs. Cena cloth, as the latter really shined up Cesaro and put over his offense tenfold. The same could be said here, Harper looked pretty awesome. Dissecting the gameplan, it was convincing to beat Cena, until the finish. Harper bit his way out of the STF by the way. Towards the end, there was a wild exchanges of hurricanranas from both Cena and Harper. Wild, and for what reason? Harper worked half big man, half...uhhh, Seth Rollins? He's so deceptively agile, and it showed, as well as selling the hard to sell Cena hurricanrana rather nicely. After unnecessary, yet cool spots, Cena won with an AA, the Automatic Armageddon to a match (see what I did there?). When the AA is hit, it pretty much buries the offense dished against him, Cena wins immediately. It's a bit of a shame because Harper really brought here in a surprisingly great match. Alas, Cena wins, no shit, he runs away so as not to collide with Bray and Rowan. Confidence in him, Bray doesn't sweat the defeat, smiling away as the show ended.

Absent Friend

Randall Orton: 5-7
John Cena: 6-2
Christian: 4-8
Daniel Bryan: 14-7
Kane: 0-6
CM Punk: 2-3
Batista: 3-4
Sheamus: 13-3
Brock Lesnar: 1-0
Roman Reigns: 11-6-1
Seth Rollins: 9-5-2
Dean Ambrose: 9-5-2
Mark Henry: 2-4
Cody Rhodes: 11-7-1
Goldust: 11-8-1
Bray Wyatt: 12-2
Erick Rowan: 8-4-1
Luke Harper: 8-4-1
The Usos: 17-2-2 (Jey Uso: 18-2-2, Jimmy Uso: 18-2-2)
Big Show: 7-1
The Miz: 4-1
Dolph Ziggler: 6-6
AJ Lee: 7-7
Tamina: 1-8
New Age Outlaws: 4-7-1 (Billy Gunn: 4-9-1, Road Dogg: 4-9-1)
The Ryback: 2-12-1
Curtis Axel: 2-17-1
Big E. : 14-5-1
Alberto Del Rio: 10-7
Kofi Kingston: 6-10
Rey Mysterio: 4-8
Sin Cara/Hunico: 2-9
Jack Swagger 6-13-1
Cesaro: 8-13-1
Damien Sandow: 2-9
R-Truth: 3-3
Xavier Woods: 1-7-1
Fandango: 4-10
Brodus Clay: 0-1
Naomi: 7-1
Cameron: 8-3
Rosa Mendes: 0-1
Natalya: 5-4
Nikki Bella: 9-2
Brie Bella: 6-1
Aksana: 2-8
Alicia Fox: 2-9
Layla: 0-1
The Great Khali: 1-0
Heath Slater: 0-5
Jinder Mahal: 0-8-1
Drew McIntyre: 0-8-1
Summer Rae: 0-7
Emma: 6-2
Tyson Kidd: 2-0
Los Matadores: 4-5 (El Torito: 2-0, Fernando: 5-5)
Justin Gabriel: 0-1
Titus O'Neil: 2-6
Darren Young: 3-2
Santino Marella: 1-2
Zack Ryder: 0-2
Eva Marie: 1-1

On the JBL & Cody Rhodes show, the Wrestler's Court continued from where they left off. Torito wanting to rassle the bear, who I still think is John Cena. Torito called the Bellas to the stand, Bailiff Barrett still had a tough time telling the Bellas apart, the earlobes thing didn't work. Dammit man, look at their breasts! Zeb overruled the Bellas being called to the stand. So Torito then called Tony...


Chimel, hahaha! Goldust was called to the stand as Tony was booed out the courtroom. Torito told him to start from the beginning, prompting Goldust to talk about his pet goldfish, named "Goldie." A heart wrenching story was told, tugging at some people's heartstrings.


Meanwhile, JBL was sleeping.


Zeb called for recess. The goldfish story involved Goldust losing it after entrusting Cody to take care of it. Cody basically was responsible for Goldie's death. Aren't these two separated by 16 years? Let's assume Goldust's 22. He'd leave the care of a goldfish to a 6 year old? And why would an adult, have a pet goldfish? Ah well, let's assume the story is true, because Zeb's claim was rather funny.


Everyone turned heel on Cody.


Cody and Torito met in front of a restroom, where Torito presented an idea. Chiquita Baby, aka Renee Young. Perhaps she has her own agenda against Cody.


Speaking of turning heel, I read some parts of a Bleacher Report interview with Kofi Kingston, where he revealed that he wants to turn heel!

YES! He really needs it, why not the Battle Royal? TIP Kick someone from behind, cheat, whatever, and win the Battle Royal. It sets in motion a new Kofi Kingston, one that hopefully proves that this turn is most necessary.

This was what I referred to earlier about the Luge Mania girl.

Mo

Emmalution

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Mo

HAHA harsh but in truth i don't really care but it's nice to see an Aussie in the WWE even tho she ha ALOT work to do.

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Absent Friend

Sounds to me that you never saw her wrestle. I'll make it easy for you. I uploaded this, trimmed down to fit the 15 minute time limit for Youtube.


And in case Youtube knocks down the video, here's a longer version that includes Stephanie's introduction of both women.

To play conspiracy theorist, they're probably keeping her away from the ring because she can smoke all but 3 of the main roster Divas, and compete very well with the aforementioned 3 women: Tamina, AJ, and Natalya. But the realistic reason has to be because they simply care about her character, wrestling ability is secondary, and thus they feel pairing with Santino should give her an easy boost en route to Wrestlemania, where she would've been lost in the shuffle more if she was alone. At the same time, perhaps she should not have debuted before Wrestlemania. Post Wrestlemania into the Summer is typically the best time to debut talent. To estimate, between April and November. December-Wrestlemania debuts are rare successes. Fandango is the one that immediately comes to mind, but that's it.