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I was standing a little closer and heard this. First girl: "Oh my, OldBoots its so big, I'd like some of that." Second girl: "Oh my, x3s tee hee hee. That's the biggest dick I've ever seen in my life. I hope it fits." Third girl: "Oh my, Wallingford that's scary! Poor guy must have Peyronie's Disease."[/quote] |
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![]() I keep a pet dolphin in my pool and I needed to hire a college girl to feed and play with the my pet dolphin named 'Sloppy Seconds'. She was a perfect candidate, I told her in the interview she had to be nude when interacting with Sloppy Seconds because dolphins will grab clothing and pull you to the bottom of the pool where you could drown. She had no problem with nudity. The next thing I told her that sometimes Sloppy Seconds will bite my penis mistaking it for food and if that happens she would need to suck out the poison. Again, she was okay with that because it was for medical reasons. Her great tits were a bonus. ![]() This girl checked all the boxes. |
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![]() "Here's your viagra lover .... don't forget this is king size just for you my love, so it's not blue. I'll be back in about 45 minutes".
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