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Old 31st August 2011, 21:28   #31
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They have the pussies and don't always want to share!
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Being in the 'dating game' again, one major annoyance is that the majority of (well-educated) women have a bucket-list of (unrealistic) requirements and demands and aren't ashamed of making it known. Everything from work, friends and hobbies has to be *fabulous* like it's a resume. And then they turn out to be dead in bed.

The sad part is that they don't realise they are the cause of their own viscous circle.
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Old 31st August 2011, 21:50   #33
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They have the pussies and don't always want to share!
Actually I prefer women who don't share their pussies with every guy.

Overshared pussies start to look like this:


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You can buy a facsimile of what we have, and all you need is a can of fix-a-flat.
This guy had a workaround for that problem.

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lol, had any good conversations with your vibrator lately?

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There's a simple way to stop that.
It's called "masturbating for the rest of your life".

You want something, we have it.
I can buy a facsimile of what you have and all I need are batteries.
You can buy a facsimile of what we have, and all you need is a can of fix-a-flat.
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my woman makes me perfectly happy, so I cant really find a negative thing to say about her. my sister, on the other hand. is a whole nother story. lol.
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lol, had any good conversations with your vibrator lately?
Compared to a few horrible dates I've had in my time...yes.

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You can buy a facsimile of what we have, and all you need is a can of fix-a-flat.
I'm scared to ask....
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I don't get mad at fish for swimming in water so why would I get mad at women for doing what they do?
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LOL!!! Is there any reason in particular that a dildo would require batteries.
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